you can count on me to put my foot in the mouth. I guess I missed this lesson. In case there are any others out there like myself, I will give you my // and the worlds // advice now. Do not, under any circumstances, mix up the words tentacles and testicles. this isn't a palm to face kind of moment. this is a sit in a corner and melt kind of moment. there is no coming back from this one. this i will guarantee. being made fun of till i die? check.
Here is the low down:
once I got stung by a jelly fish. I told the stranger lady on the boat that the jelly fish wrapped its testicles around me. entertainment for the rest of her life? I think so. seeing that this story was told a day ago // five years later // to the future in-laws, I think it is safe to say I will never live it down.
tentacles. not testicles.
hahah that is actually really really adorable :)
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Oh darlin' it was great! You know we love ya before and after the tentacle/testicle story. And just so you remember you've seen me in old family movies and THAT isn't supposed to happen until way into your marriage. :)
ReplyDeletetesticles. I AM DYING. This is totally something MY HUSBAND would do! Oh man. So funny.
ReplyDeleteHaha I laughed. I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine accidentally yelled "PENIS!" instead of peanuts on her first date with her now husband.
He told the story to his parents the first time she met them.
I still die a little.
You're cute.