how to survive

after getting your wisdom teeth ripped from your mouth.

1: never use a camera right after the surgery.you will end up with pictures like this.

i guess i thought i looked cute.

2: never use a cellular device right after surgery.(it will save you from embarrassment). you will send texts like: i want shrimp, i wanna go fishing, and i wanna cuddle with ruca.

now onto the things you will need...

3: pills. and lots of them.

4: ice cream brought by friends. preferably breyers. its soft smooth and cold. cold helps sooth the pain.

5: an ipad. this will keep you sane while laying in your bed for the next 48hours of your life.

netflix has been a life saver.

6: a cell phone. only to be used responsibly. meaning after hours of sleep.

7: a box full of goodies to make your mouth feel and taste less disgusting.

the one the surgeon gave you.

8: a best friend. the same best friend that came over. then left to get you ice cream.

a miss kourtney dinehart.

9: a boy with dimples blue eyes and an amazing mustache that will just lay there with you and rub your back.

and when you are dizzy. hold your hand when you walk.

so you dont fall.

10: a boy that makes you smile so much your swollen cheeks hurt.

this should be the same boy as before.

and last. 

but most definitely not least.

11: lots and lots of music that either helps you fall asleep or keeps you awake.

he is we will do the trick.